OUTTA THE CAR, LONGHAIR!

So, I'm not entirely sure if it is true, but there is a general stereotype about long-haired males, at least in America. Sure, once or twice I fell "victim" to such assumptions, but I don't think it really is as prevalent as it was in days gone by. Although one time the neighbour across the street saw me checking the mail (after living here for over a year), and I'm pretty sure she thought me a thief. Cool.

Anyhow, just in case this crap is factual more often than not, I came up with several different hairstyles to present to potential employers, for us shaggy manwoman types:

The Awaiting Final Surgery:


The Steven Seagal:


The What Drug Test, Man?


The Rapist:


The Should Not Operate Heavy Machinery:


The Crying Game:


I hope that the '60s revivalist in you can find a boring office job with just a little bit of my help.